Christmas is perhaps the most predictable holiday out there. We know everywhere is going to have lots of colors red, green, white and gold.
Everyone anticipates the same Christmas songs and jingles. And then we put up the same decorations that we have religiously put up for 10 years or more which, most likely, includes a traditional nativity scene.
Every. Freaking. Year!
It is time for some serious change. So dump tradition and all its baggage by next Christmas and get yourself this Hipster Nativity Set.
The Hipster Nativity Set is like none you have ever seen before. It sticks to the well-known narrative but cleverly re-imagines it for the present day.
It humorously answers the question of what it would look like if Jesus had been born in today’s world.
Mary and Joseph taking a selfie with baby Jesus
Here we see Joseph rocking his man bun in a sweet denim shirt. Mary is dressed in simple tees and leggings and holds a cup of Starbucks coffee (I’m guessing that’s an Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte). She knows she has such beautiful cheekbones and is not about to hide them as she makes her best duck face.
Baby Jesus is wearing a beanie hat and wrapped in a cute little manger (because there is no Christmas without a manger, duh) but instead of hay, there’s a comfortable bed. If this is not modern enough, I don’t know what is!
Three Wise Men on Segways carrying Amazon Prime boxes
Yep. Because with segways, hoverboards, and electric skateboards, no one is willing to trek a million miles anymore. And mass-produced Amazon Prime gift items add a modern capitalist touch!
Shepherd Snapchatting the Nativity Scene
Because it would not be a modern day birth if no one is updating their Instagram or Facebook peeps.
These are some of the hashtags the teenage shepherd will likely use and I guarantee it will soak in all those likes!
Joseph is not about to have a dead phone on the day of his child’s birth now, is he?
100% Organic cow eating Gluten-free feed and Sheep in Christmas sweater
The shepherd sure does know how to take care of his animals. The sheep is sporting a cute, red Christmas sweater and the cow is obviously making an effort to eat healthy and maybe even watch her weight with that gluten free feed. Let’s wish her luck now, shall we?
Each piece of the set is hand painted and made of durable polyresin. The standing figurines are 7 inches tall and the complete set as displayed is 24 x 16 inches.
Considering how long you have spent on reverse as per Christmas decorations, the Hipster Nativity Set is exactly the breath of fresh air that you need.
DO NOT send this set to your grandmother! Abort mission! Unless, of course, you want to upset her and ruin Christmas for everyone.