Have you ever wanted to smell delicious? If so, the Pizza Cologne is just the thing you need!
The Pizza Cologne is made by Demeter, a perfume house in Pennsylvania that makes perfumes that smell like natural things such as soils, fruits, flowers, cakes, and even drinks.
Smelling exactly like pizza, this Pizza Cologne comes in different sizes.
Demeter also makes a range of other pizza products like Pizza Purse Sprays, Pizza Roll On Perfume Oils, Pizza Body Lotions, Pizza Shower Gels, Pizza Atmosphere Diffuser Oils, and even Pizza Massage & Body Oils!
This cologne stretches the boundary of the concept of wearable fragrance – creamy mozzarella, tomato sauce, and some oregano – perfectly balanced for the adventurous.
The history of Pizza (both the word and the food) is murky and uncertain. One thing is very clear though: Pizza, in one form or another, by one name or another, has been around for thousands of years, and will probably be around for thousands more.
And now, via this cologne, Demeter has memorialized that fabulous scent.
Lots of people get this scent mainly out of curiosity – at least to find out what it smells like. Yes, folks, it does smell like pizza! It’s just like what you smell when you walk into your favorite pizzeria.
This would probably make a great scent for a man… especially a man who wants to attract pizza-loving gals!
Check out this hilarious Amazon review of the Pizza Cologne. After this man’s harrowing escape from a group of determined women who were attracted to him and literally chasing him because he wore this cologne, he had this to say in conclusion:
Once all of them were gone, I quickly mixed up some concrete and buried the bottle deep in the center. After it hardened, I took it down to the river and tossed it in. This stuff is just too powerful, there was no way I was going to risk letting it fall into the wrong hands.
So, if you’re a man and think you can handle all the women flocking after you because of this scent, go ahead and buy it. However, you have been warned.
On a different note, if you can smell pizza without instantly needing to order one, this would make a pleasant room scent as well (like your Italian grandma’s kitchen).