Let’s just pretend that everything is normal here and get to it now, shall we?
But NO! There’s no way we can get past the name of this energy drink. Especially because it leaves a lot to the imagination. Like, is it something that gives men a sort of magical tap on the shoulder and help them get some? Does it prick women who are not in the mood to suddenly want some? Or does it actually have some unrighteous juice in it?
It’s just one of those well thought out stunts, and it works perfectly, because the P*ssy Energy Drink is actually an all natural energy drink!
They literally named it that just so that you could confidently say, “I need to drink some P*ssy right now”.
The P*ssy Energy Drink is a refreshing energy drink made from ingredients that are 100% natural. So if you are big on eating and drinking healthy, you just found the energy drink that you should be taking. A pack contains 24 drinks in 8.4 ounce cans.
Designed to release sustainable energy in a slower way, P*ssy gives the right amount of energy that you need with little or no side effects.
Carefully blended to boost performance without compromising taste, P*ssy combines the best natural ingredients. It takes white grape juice all the way from Spain and blends it with lightly carbonated water and Brazilian limes; then it goes botanical with Milk Thistle, Schizandra, Sasparilla, Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, the tastiest Passion Fruits, and Lychee Flavors.
I think it is safe to say this drink is suitable for vegans and vegetarians.
The Perfect Gift
Get a pack of these for your friends who are professional conspiracy theorists. It would be fun to hear what theories they come up with.
You could also send a pack of P*ssy to your friends on their birthdays and have them saying, “I received a pack of P*ssy for my birthday”.
Here’s an idea. At Christmas, get this Sneeky Santa’s Wine Stocking Flask and pour the P*ssy Energy Drink in it, then serve around. Wait a while and announce the name of the drink everyone just had and expect epic responses!